Sunday 26 July 2009

John Terry Puts Us Out Of Our Misery

Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti likes to joke. He made it known at his first press conference, and has put his sense of humour to good use in similar situations ever since. For the sake of his sanity, it's probably just as well, as he constantly fielded queries from journalists regarding John Terry. There are only so many ways you can say "I think John Terry will stay" after all.

Well fear not Carletto; not that you ever did, anyway. Your club captain has finally declared his commitment to your cause.

"I am as committed as ever to helping drive Chelsea forward and I will be proud to lead the team for as long as I can."

And all of a sudden, when you cut Terry, he bleeds royal Chelsea blue, rather than the more pale Manchester variety, and any anxiety that may have been emanating out of Stamford Bridge has subsided.

Meanwhile, Manchester City are left to lick their wounds and move on. Sure, the signings of Gareth Barry, Roque Santa Cruz, Emmanuel Adebayor and Carlos Tevez are impressive, the latter two particularly serving as marquee purchases, but it is no secret that manager Mark Hughes needs to bring in a big name at the centre of defence. With the new Premier League season less than three weeks away, City are no closer to their missing puzzle piece.

With Terry out of the question, the attention of chief executive Garry Cook at Eastlands turns back to Joleon Lescott and Kolo Toure, who would come arguably cheaper, but could prove equally difficult to crowbar away from their clubs despite their comparitive lack of financial stroke. Everton chairman Bill Kenwright in particular has recently beomaned the need for a rich foreign investor at this day and age in football, though has admirably never forced David Moyes to part company with his best assets, of which Lescott is certainly one.

City remain on the prowl, but it is refreshing to know that the right amount of money can buy you all the diamonds in the world, but not necessarily a rock at the back.

Tuesday 21 July 2009

Crouch Ducks Out Of Sunderland Move

Portsmouth striker Peter Crouch looks set to leave the south coast this summer as rumours surrounding his exit have gathered significant momentum. First, the half-man-half-robot declared himself (or itself) bemused with the way the club was being run, then his agent chimed in (as they so often do) claiming he believed the player to be up for sale.

One club Crouch definitely will not be joining however is Sunderland. The Black Cats had stolen a march on other potential suitors and held talks with the England international after having a bid of around £12 million accepted by Pompey. But today, Steve Bruce went to the club's official website, tail firmly between legs and said Crouch didn't wish to join the club:

"Naturally this is hugely disappointing for us as Peter was one of our primary targets. I know he was impressed with the set up here when he came for talks but it's simply a matter of geographical location and that's not something we can affect."

'RoboCrouch' wont be 'pulling out the rope' and dragging himself all the way to Wearside then, so where is he heading?

The smart money at this stage would appear to be on Tottenham Hotspur or Fulham, though there is little to choose between them. Spurs manager Harry Redknapp, who has signed Crouch on previous occasions for both Portsmouth and rivals Southampton has said he would be interested in bringing the striker to White Hart Lane, while Jermain Defoe, who has already made the move back to north London, would welcome a link-up with his old pal. The beanpole forward also started his professional career, presumably in slightly shorter days, with Spurs, but was moved on to Queens Park Rangers shortly after.

However, Cottagers boss Roy Hodgson should not be intimidated by the miniature Crouch firm at N17. Fulham have European football on offer, something Spurs do not have for the first time in three seasons. Having tasted action on the continent with Portsmouth last season, Crouch may wish to give this newly branded Europa League a spin. And surely, playing at Craven Cottage, where he would undoubtedly be a shoe-in for a regular first-team place week-in-week-out, can only benefit his chances of a place in Fabio Capello's 2010 World Cup squad. Also, despite being born in Macclesfield, a young Crouch lived in south London (after a year in Singapore!)

Portsmouth finally have their house in order as Sulaiman Al-Fahim was confirmed as club chairman today after a protracted takeover bid, with Paul Hart quickly confirmed as permanent manager undoubtedly due to his tremendous effort in guiding a turbulent Pompey to safety from relegation last season.

For Crouch though, it still seems a case of London calling.

Friday 17 July 2009

The Free Agents XI

Help! You're the manager of a Premier League club and your particular region has been hit by Swine Flu, wiping out your entire squad for the season. Don't worry, they wont die, they just can't play for a year....just play along, alright?

You're going to have to ask the chairman to reach into his pockets, but only moths fly out because he's a local businessman, not a foreign oil tycoon, and you've spent your entire £20 million budget on that Brazilian lad, who's refusing to come over while the disease is causing havoc.

But wait, there's hope. We're now over halfway through July and there are several out of contract players looking for a club. The wage bill will be extortionate, of course, but you have no choice.

Here is a possible Free Agent XI, comprised of players released from top flight clubs at the end of June, in both England and Spain.

GK: Sebastien Viera
Released by: Villarreal

Uruguayan goalkeeper Viera was once a regular with the 'Yellow Submarine' before the signing of Diego Lopez saw him ousted from the first-team after two full seasons uncontested. In fact, before his move to Villarreal in 2005 he was linked to Arsenal. He may have been warming the bench for a year or two but at 26 years old and with international caps under his belt, he has credentials making him worthy of a free transfer.

RB: Lucas Neill
Released by: West Ham

West Ham have turned over a new leaf under their new ownership; they're refusing to pay silly money for players and over the odds for player's wages and as such, Lucas Neill has left the club. The Hammers are open to Neill's return but with the Australian refusing to accept reduced terms a compromise looks likely to be reached. He has captained both club and country and could do the same for your team.

CB: Pascal Cygan
Released by: Villarreal

Don't laugh. Pascal Cygan is remembered infamously by Arsenal fans as not their most prized asset, and he has since only managed to chalk up around 50 appearances for Villarreal in the last three years. The Frenchman has experience at both Premier League and Champions League level however, and isn't to be taken lightly.

CB: Sol Campbell
Portsmouth

Yet to officially leave Portsmouth, Sol Campbell is out of contract and likely to depart this summer as Pompey, like West Ham with Neill, do not wish to renew the defender's contract on his current weekly wage. Campbell has never moved to a new club for a transfer fee, despite his undoubted ability, something Tottenham Hotspur fans have never forgotten. He may prefer a payout abroad to see out the final days of his career, but definitely a possibility worth entertaining.

LB: Sylvinho
Released by: Barcelona

Another experienced defender, full-back Sylvinho has enjoyed several years at Barcelona, including a full 90 minutes in the victorious Champions League final against Manchester United; a fitting end to his spell at the Camp Nou. Espanyol are now believed to be tracking the 35-year-old, who once dislodged Nigel Winterburn from his place in the Arsenal starting XI.

RM: Jerome Thomas
Released by: Portsmouth

Now, I'm fully aware that Jerome Thomas is a left winger traditionally, but he's a good lad so I'm sure he'd do as he was told. Plus, he hasn't got a club, so I'd bet he'd love to play right wing for this side. A youth product at Arsenal, Thomas eventually joined Charlton and made over 100 appearances before leaving for Portsmouth, where he failed to make an impact after injury.

CM: Dietmar Hamann
Released by: Manchester City

A classy defensive midfielder of the highest calibre, Dietmar Hamann was one of a handful of Manchester City players released last month as the cogs of the revolution begin to turn at Eastlands. Hamann has been to World Cups and has a Champions League winners' medal after playing a pivotal part in containing AC Milan during Liverpool's second-half fightback in 2005. Still believes he has a good couple of years left in his legs.

CM: Antoine Sibierski
Released by: Wigan Athletic

With a wealth of Premier League experience under his belt, Antoine Sibierski is hardly one of the most attractive prospects on this list, but is an attacking midfielder who is willing to get forward and can operate in the hole; something that would work well alongside Dietmar Hamann as an anchor. Plus, remember when Wigan signed him and he scored three goals in three games? Magic moments.

LM: Peter Lovenkrands
Released by: Newcastle United

Not wishing to stay at St James Park following Newcastle's relegation, Peter Lovenkrands has brought his short and ill-fated stay on Tyneside to an end. One of many Newcastle simply could not keep hold of, Lovenkrands is also one of few sub-30-year-olds in this first-team, as is to be expected with out of contract players, and can operate as a striker, giving the side some options and versatility.

CF: Fernando Morientes
Released by: Valencia

At 33 years of age, Fernando Morientes will feel he still has plenty to offer a club. Valencia most likely would rather have kept the Spaniard, but their financial plight is such that they have had to trim their wage budget significantly. In an illustrious career that has taken in Real Madrid, Monaco and Liverpool, Morientes may not have set the Premier league alight in the past, but Fulham manager Roy Hodgson is said to be considering a move for the striker.

CF: Mark Viduka
Released by: Newcastle United

As long as Newcastle are in financial disarray and severely lacking stability, they will struggle to afford, and ultimately keep players like Mark Viduka. The Australian has in the past been considered one of the most potent strike threats in the Premier League. There are question marks surrounding his fitness and his best days may have passed him, but well worth a gamble, particularly if it costs nothing.

So there it is, The Free Agents XI. Just a few notes on closing:

a) I'm aware that the wage bill for this side would be astronomical - Neill and Campbell alone for example would probably cost you around £150,000 a week.

b) I'm also aware that this team is largely the wrong side of 30, but I also believe several of these players e.g. Campbell, Morientes are more than capable of performing at the highest level, despite their advanced age. Five years ago, it'd be bringing you some serious silverware; League Cups and everything.

c) It was extremely difficult to find an out of contract goalkeeper. Before arriving at Viera, I went through Jerzy Dudek, Carlos Kameni, Roberto Abbondanzieri, Gabor Kiraly (yes, with the pyjama trousers), and many more, most of whom had signed a measly one year contract extension. Such is the life of a substitute 'keeper.

d) I don't think Swine Flu is funny, but you know what they say, if you don't laugh you'll cry and all that.

Thursday 16 July 2009

Downing A Villan; Young Going Nowhere

Tottenham Hotspur fans were breathing a collective sigh of relief today as Aston Villa announced the signing of Stewart Downing.

Spurs have been linked with the England international for seemingly as long as they've been tipped to break the 'Big Four' but neither have become a reality, though the former will have few of the White Hart Lane faithful dreaming of what could have been.

The club known as The Villans have won the race for Downing, but at £12 million, few would describe the transfer as a steal (boom boom) especially considering the former Middlesbrough man is still recovering from an injury set to keep him out of action for at least the first two months of the season; possibly even into December.

The winger has his backers though, including Villa manager Martin O'Neill and a trio of England head honchos, though a selection under Steve McClaren is hardly anything to boast about. Then again, I wouldn't want to be caught in disagreement with 'Don Fabio'.

But hang on, if MON has signed Downing, who operates most comfortably on the left-hand side, does that mean he's ready to part company with PFA Young Player Of The Year Ashley Young? I can almost hear the Irishman's phone ringing now....not because I've tapped him up or anything....

Well apparently not. MON is of the firm belief there is room for both in the first-team, seeing Downing as part of a possible midfield three, leaving Young free to roam high up the pitch as he did so brilliantly and effectively last season.

O'Neill has insisted anyone who makes eyes at Young will be given 'short shrift', sending Chelsea and Harry Trotter packing.

Tuesday 14 July 2009

Transfer Catch-Up: Early Doors, Part Two

A week after the first part of my catch-up with the transfer market regarding the Premier League and I'm back for round two; the remaining 10 clubs. It should be interesting as a club starting with 'M' and ending with 'anchester City' comes into play in my radical alphabetical ordering system - which I've patented and copyrighted by the way, so hands off. In at number 11....

Liverpool
In: Glen Johnson; Chris Mavinga
Out: Jermaine Pennant - Real Zaragoza; Sebastien Leto - Panathinaikos; Sami Hyypia - Bayer Leverkusen
Possible: Jose Antonio Reyes, Alberto Aquilani

Liverpool have well and truly been caught in Real Madrid's whirlwind spending spree this summer. Seemingly not content with the signings of Kaka', Cristiano Ronaldo, Karim Benzema and Raul Albiol, Los Merengues have set their sights firmly on Xabi Alonso. Alonso was one of Liverpool's outstanding performers last season, almost slamming Rafael Benitez for even considering selling him last summer without saying a single word. It is believed Alonso's head has been turned, and who's wouldn't? The heart of the Merseyside club's midfield could face further operating on as Spanish league champions Barcelona have reportedly set their sights on Javier Mascherano. In fact, there's been so much speculation regarding who's leaving Anfield that there's been little time to discuss who could be coming in. It's not all bad news though, as Glen Johnson has arrived and gives Liverpool's right-hand side some much needed attacking potency from the back, something that Alvaro Arbeloa is not famed for. There was some peculiar betting activity last week as well, as the odds on Franck Ribery joining Liverpool were dramatically slashed after a slew of bets. The possibility has since been laughed off by Benitez though. 18-year-old Chris Mavinga also joins from Paris Saint-Germain, becoming a part of the defensive legacy left by Sami Hyypia, who departs for Bayer Leverkusen after a decade of loyal service with the club. Shrewd tax dodger Jermaine Pennant has fleed the country for Spain, joining Real Zaragoza.

Manchester City
In: Roque Santa Cruz; Carlos Tevez; Gareth Barry; Stuart Taylor
Out: Joe Hart - Birmingham (loan); Daniel Sturridge - Chelsea
Possible: Emmanuel Adebayor, John Terry, Joleon Lescott

Several big-money signings have been made at Eastlands already, and the biggest is arguably Stuart Taylor's arrival from Aston Villa....of course, like Carlo Ancelotti at a press conference, "I like to joke." The official signing of Carlos Tevez has been confirmed today and I've literally just watched him, led by football super villain Kia Joorabchian, being mobbed as he enters the stadium. The motives for Tevez's decision to join City are up for debate however (more on that in a later blog.) City manager Mark Hughes has signed Roque Santa Cruz for his front line for a second time in his non-playing career, this time paying a considerable amount more for the Paraguayan, with a fee in the region of £17 million. Gareth Barry rounds off the spending so far and was one of the first players to leave any club this summer. He claims he has the opportunity to be a part of something while his lost love, Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez, believes it's all about the benjamins and with good reason. The biggest scalp could shockingly still come, in the shape of Chelsea defender John Terry. Figures of £45 million and £300,000 a week are being bandied about in the press. Carlo Ancelotti intends to keep Terry, though the man himself is yet to go public with his intentions. The BBC and Sky Sports News meanwhile both understand Arsenal to be in discussions with City over selling striker Emmanuel Adebayor for £20 million; well he is 'jazzy' after all.

Manchester United
In: Antonio Valencia; Gabriel Obertan; Michael Owen
Out: Cristiano Ronaldo - Real Madrid; Carlos Tevez - Manchester City
Possible: None

"That's it" says Sir Alex Ferguson. No more transfer signings this summer. It's a move that has left many a United fan feeling a little flat, while others trust in Fergie's purchases, as he has delivered before. Indeed, in Antonio Valencia, Gabriel Obertan and Michael Owen, Ferguson will be hoping he has replaced Cristiano Ronaldo's weight in goals relatively cheap and not in a like-for-like sense. Valencia is a very talented winger who has impressed at Wigan Athletic in previous seasons, while Gabriel Obertan is also said to be a promising young prospect, joining from Girondins des Bordeaux. And then there's Michael Owen. It shocked many, but the former Liverpool striker has been snapped up on a free transfer from Newcastle and could, come the end of the coming season, represent an excellent bit of business. Ferguson appears to have closed the door at Old Trafford for another year then, but it wouldn't be the first time someone has said one thing, only to do the opposite in the football world.

Portsmouth
In: None
Out: Glen Johnson - Liverpool; Sean Davis - Bolton; Noe Pamarot, Lauren, Glen Little, Djimi Traore, Jerome Thomas (released)
Possible: Pascal Chimbonda

With regards to the transfer market, Portsmouth's hands are currently tied by wranglings involving the takeover at the club. A deal which will see Sulaiman Al-Fahim purchase the south coast outfit is stuttering to its conclusion as current owner Alexandre Gaydamak huffed and puffed over the price but is finally said to be imminent. How much money will be available for new players remains to be seen, but Pompey certainly need them after releasing five players and letting two more go. Glen Johnson has fetched them £17.5 million to relieve some of their woes and the wage bill has been eased somewhat, but prize asset Peter Crouch could be set to leave the club as his agent believes every player is up for sale. Sol Campbell is also out of contract and with Portsmouth leaning towards reducing terms on a new deal, the former England international could be on his way abroad, with FC Basel eyeing an approach. Slim pickings in the gossip columns concerning who could be joining the club, but Pascal Chimbonda has emerged as a cheap possible replacement for Johnson, though he prefers a move home to France.

Stoke City
In: Ben Marshall; Matthew Lund
Out: Vincent Pericard (released)
Possible: Richard Dunne, Dean Ashton

The fear of 'second season syndrome' usually drives clubs straight into the transfer market in an attempt to guard themselves from relegation, after safely negotiating their first campign in the Premier League. No such behaviour emanating out of Stoke however, as the club that safely finished in mid-table in their debut bow in the top flight are yet to make a significant move. They have signed Ben Marshall and Matthew Lund, two youngsters from Crewe Alexandra, but neither are likely to impact on the first team immediately. Boss Tony Pulis does have some targets in mind in Richard Dunne, who could soon find himself out of favour at swaggering Manchester City, and Dean Ashton, whose injury troubles continue but is still a highly-regarded player.

Sunderland
In: Fraizer Campbell; Paulo da Silva
Out: Michael Chopra - Cardiff City; Dwight Yorke, David Connolly (released)
Possible: Michael Dawson, James Collins, Lee Cattermole, Darren Bent

Sunderland have money to spend this summer and have installed a new manager in Steve Bruce who could be looking to make the team his own as quickly as possible. He has already bolstered his defensive options with the introduction of Paulo da Silva, who has little experience in European football (a brief spell in Italy) but is held in high regard. Defenders are the order of the day at the Stadium Of Light according to the newspapers as Richard Dunne, Michael Dawson and James Collins have all been linked. Fraizer Campbell has joined though, snubbing Hull City to work under Bruce at what he describes as a 'massive' club and could be set to partner Darren Bent, who he played with at Tottenham Hotspur last season. Bent however, could be set to join Aston Villa. Where that would leave Kenwyne Jones in the pecking order, or indeed whether Bruce rates the Trinidad and Tobago striker, is a mystery thus far.

Tottenham Hotspur
In: None
Out: Ricardo Rocha (released); Didier Zokora (Sevilla)
Possible: Kyle Naughton, Patrick Vieira, Peter Crouch, Craig Bellamy

It's all rather quiet at White Hart Lane thus far...a little too quiet. Tottenham Hotspur fans are used to an influx of signings over the close-season period normally but a change of regime under Harry Redknapp has meant no such activity has occurred. Forever the club tipped to potentially break the big four, Spurs are out of Europe and perhaps out of the limelight as Manchester City take up their mantle, which could ultimately serve in their favour. Despite the eery silence however, Tottenham have still been linked to everyone and their mothers, the most shocking recent development being that of Patrick Vieira, who could make a sensational move back to north London with his once bitter rivals. Tottenham supporters are dreaming of the Ashley Youngs and Ruud van Nistelrooys of this world, but may fall short of that mark. Redknapp is in the hunt for strikers if you believe what you read, as Darren Bent could be on his way out, and the former Portsmouth boss could opt for players he is familiar with. He took Peter Crouch to Pompey and the big man is now thought to be available, while the arrival of several strikers in Manchester suggests Craig Bellamy could be up for grabs, a player who 'Arry has big admiration for, whether Spurs actually need him or not. Going the other way are Portuguese defender Ricardo Rocha, who was released from his contract, and Didier Zokora, who after gut-busting service has been sold to Spanish side Sevilla after Wilson Palacios ousted him from the starting 11 in January.

West Ham United
In: Herita Ilunga; Luis Jiminez
Out: Freddie Sears - Crystal Palace (loan); Lee Bowyer - Birmingham; Lucas Neil, Diego Tristan, Jimmy Walker, Kyel Reid (released)
Possible: Eider Gudjohnsen

With the ownership of the club now tied up, West Ham are reassessing their approach to the transfer market this summer and as such are refusing to go splashing their cash. Instead, they have cut several players from their squad, including Lucas Neil, though the door is not closed on the defender should he wish to return, perhaps on reduced terms. Defender Herita Ilunga has been tied to a permanent move to England after a successful loan spell, while another loanee, midfielder Luis Jiminez, could add a creative spark to the Hammers play, which took a more attractive stance under Italian manager Gianfranco Zola last season. Zola has suggested the weakest position in his side is in attack and has been linked with an approach for his former Chelsea team-mate Eider Gudjohnsen. The striker is almost certain to leave Barcelona and would welcome a return to England; to join up with Zola again could prove particularly appealing.

Wigan Athletic
In: Jordi Gomez; Hendry Thomas
Out: Antonio Valencia - Manchester United
Possible: Jason Scotland

The first signing made at the DW stadium this summer was that of Roberto Martinez. Steve Bruce's departure meant the Spaniard was approached and he soon took over at Wigan, leaving Championship side Swansea City. Swansea played an impressive brand of passing football from back to front last season and were one of the more exciting teams to watch in the league, so Martinez has wasted no time in going back to his former club in signing Jordi Gomez, who had been on loan from Espanyol with the Welsh outfit. Jason Scotland is also close to being confirmed as the second Swansea player to join the Latics; whether the Trinidad and Tobago international can make the step up to Premier League standard is in question. Wigan also continue to exploit their links with Honduras as defensive midfielder Hendry Thomas signs, while defenders Emerson Boyce and Titus Bramble have signed contract extensions. Martinez is also desperate to keep Lee Cattermole, as Steve Bruce attempts to take him to Sunderland and Liverpool have reportedly lined him up as an option to replace one of their possible departing midfielders.

Wolverhampton Wanderers
In: Nenad Milijas; Ronald Zubar; Marcus Hahnemann; Kevin Doyle; Greg Halford; Andrew Surman
Out:
Possible: James McCarthy

The Championship winners were strong enough to hit a dip in form at the end of last season and still top the league, but they've wasted no time in preparing for the Premier League to ensure it doesn't happen again. Like Birmingham, they've collected some of the top players from the second tier in midfielder Andrew Surman and Reading pair Marcus Hahnemann and Kevin Doyle, while Greg Halford has a throw-in to rival human catapult Rory Delap - defences beware. Nenad Milijas and Ronald Zubar also arrive from Europe to strengthen at the back. Some English football fans may be aware of former Olympique de Marseille stopper Zubar as the man who scythed down Liverpool winger Ryan Babel to concede a penalty in a Champions League group encounter in France last season. Hopefully he's sharpened up...

Monday 13 July 2009

Emmanuel Adebayor To Join Manchester City?

Last week, a mock Michael Owen-esque brochure surfaced. Created by Arsenal fans, the subject was Togolese striker Emmanuel Adebayor.

'He is better than Marlon Harewood and Mido put together,' and 'Football teams need goals. Scientists have proved that Adebayor + Wages + Bonus + Monogrammed Car Seats = Goals.' it boasted of the front man, tongue firmly in cheek.

Under 'Brand Values' Adebayor was listed as 'Jazzy,' 'Highfalutin,' 'Tall,' and even 'Not Small'.

Mark Hughes may well have caught a look and liked what he read, because today, Manchester City entered into talks with Arsenal to sign Adebayor, reportedly for a fee of £20 million.

Gunners manager Arsene Wenger had initially planned on keeping 'Ade' in north London; "At the moment his future is at the Club. He has a long contract and we want to keep him at the Club. I am hopeful I will be able to keep him.” said the Frenchman when asked about the 25-year-old.

So why the apparent u-turn from monsieur Wenger? Well, it has recently been made clear by the higher-ups at Arsenal that they simply will not be able to compete in an overly-inflated transfer market this summer. A board meeting last week saw Uzbek shareholder Alisher Usmanov's plans to raise transfer funds rejected, and many an Arsenal supporter has been left wondering if they really will be leapfrogged by the blue side of Manchester. £20 million could go some way to helping Wenger bring in one or two new faces, not necessarily as replacements for the Togo international; Arsenal's need for another Vieira - or even Gilberto Silva or Mathieu Flamini - has been made abundantly clear over the past couple of seasons.

Where Adebayor fits in the grand scheme of the Eastlands revolution at City meanwhile remains to be seen, with Roque Santa Cruz already settled in and Carlos Tevez reportedly days away from being announced as a fully-fledged Citizen. Add the diminutive Brazilian Robinho to the equation and 'Sparky' has himself an embarrassment of riches. Should the deal go ahead, it will surely spell the end of first-team action for Felipe Caicedo, Ched Evans and Craig Bellamy, who arrived in Manchester only six months ago.

Emmanuel Adebyaor became a source of constant frustration for Arsenal fans last season as many bemoaned his inability to convert the amount of chances carved out for him by the Gunners' slick passing style. Should the transfer go through, the authors of that extremely funny brochure will have got their wish. The Emirates faithful will be hoping they're sitting in fourth position at the end of May, though; not Adebayor, looking down on them from his mountain of cash.

Tuesday 7 July 2009

Transfer Catch-Up: Early Doors, Part One

As activity on my blog ground to a halt until I posted like a bolt out of the blue - or something far less dramatic - yesterday, I thought I'd go classic 'end-of-August-tabloid' school and have a look at everything that has come to pass during a busy start to a still relatively infant transfer window, club by club. In a bold twist, I'm starting alphabetically, with the letter 'A'. Maverick!

Arsenal
In: Thomas Vermaelen
Out: Amaury Bischoff (released)
Possible Targets: Felipe Melo

Never one to splash the cash, of which there is believed to be little anyway, Arsene Wenger has been quiet so far this summer, apart from the early purchase of Belgian defender Thomas Vermaelen. In fact, the Vermaelen buy aside, Arsenal's biggest movement has been to dismiss the possibility of selling Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona, regardless of the offer. Amaury Bischoff has been released, failing to make the grade, though there is better news for Jack Wilshere and Kieran Gibbs, who impressed enough to secure long term deals with the club. Meanwhile, Wenger is believed to be attempting to attract Brazil international Felipe Melo who caught the eye at the Confederations Cup. A deal could be in place to send Emmanuel Eboue the other way to Fiorentina in a part-cash, part-swap. Hard to imagine many Gunners fans will shed a tear over that one...

Aston Villa
In: None
Out: Gareth Barry - Manchester City; Martin Laursen (retired)
Possible: Tom Huddlestone, David Bentley, Marcus Berg, Peter Crouch

Villa have been the subject of many a rumour throughout June and into July. The earliest signs suggest there could be a series of sparring sessions between Martin O'Neill and Tottenham Hotspur manager up until September; The Irishman could be looking to replace the finally-departed Gareth Barry with Tom Huddlestone, while a cut-price David Bentley could also be tempting, according to reports. Villa must move to replace excellent Danish defender Martin Laursen who was forced to retire through injury. Titus Bramble was linked, causing Villa fans to reach for their 'Easy-Burn Effigy' kits, before the club quickly moved to dismiss the story as nonsense.

Birmingham City
In: Giovanny Espinoza; Christian Benitez; Scott Dann; Joe Hart (loan); Roger Johnson.
Out: Robin Shroot - Burton Albon (loan)
Possible: Lee Bowyer, Patrick Vieira, Barry Ferguson

Alex McLeish has wasted no time in strengthening his squad in preparation for their return to the Premier League. The Scot has cherry picked two of the finest defenders from the Championship in Scott Dann and Roger Johnson, who will be getting their first taste of England's top flight. The capture of Joe Hart could be key to both the club and the player's career as he looks for first-team football after being displaced by Shay Given at Manchester City. Ecuadorian striker Christian Benitez is unproven in England, but comes highly rated from Santos Laguna and has been trailed by Wigan Athletic in the past. Meanwhile, David Gold has said the pursuit of Inter midfielder Patrick Vieira is still alive. While the former Arsenal man is out of favour in Italy, he could give Birmingham's spine a much-needed stiffening with his wealth of experience.

Blackburn Rovers
In: Elrio van Heerden; Steven N'Zonzi; Gael Givet; Lars Jacobsen.
Out: Roque Santa Cruz - Manchester City; Matt Derbyshire - Olympiakos; Aaron Mokoena - Portsmouth.
Possible: Ruud van Nistelrooy

Big Sam Allardyce has been busy putting his stamp on the Blackburn Rovers squad he inherited from Paul Ince and successfully guided to Premier League safety. His hands were tied during the January transfer window as funds were low at Ewood Park, but the sale of Roque Santa Cruz to Manchester City in the worst-kept secret in football has meant there is now money to spend; good news for a man who has a portfolio of signings including Jay Jay Okocha, Youri Djorkaeff, Ivan Campo and Fernando Hierro. Allardyce is yet to replace Santa Cruz or Greece-bound Matt Derbyshire, but has been linked with Ruud van Nistelrooy; though he admits Rovers are likely to be priced out of a move for the Dutchman. His defence has significantly improved though, as Gael Givet made his move to England permanent and Lars Jacobsen, who had some ill fortune with injury at Everton which subsequently limited his first-team opportunities, signed for free. Elrio van Heerden and Steven N'Zonzi are relative unknowns in England, but both operate in midfield.

Bolton
In: Sean Davis
Out: Blerim Dzemaili - Torino.
Possible: Miguel Veloso, Ferrie Bodde

Little news is emanating from out of Bolton thus far, though they have secured the signing of Sean Davis from Portsmouth, who appeared thoroughly fed up with the takeover rumblings at Fratton Park. He joins the list of players at Wanderers who look extremely similar from a distance (Kevin Davies, Gary Cahill, Johan Elmander, Gretar Steinsson, Matt Taylor; you know, white male, short hair, often sporting a full-sleeve tattoo). Boss Gary Megson has been trailing Portuguese midfielder Miguel Veloso for what feels like an eternity and that could continue this summer, while a bid for Swansea City's middle man Ferrie Bodde has been rejected as the Welsh club look to resist being stripped for parts after manager Roberto Martinez took over at Wigan Athletic. Megson could still come back in for Bodde with an improved offer.

Burnley
In: David Edgar; Steven Fletcher; Tyrone Mears
Out: None
Possible: Andrew Driver

The Clarets are making their debut in the Premier League this season and have started their recruitment with two players who have suffered relegation to the Championship in the past; Tyrone Mears with Derby County and David Edgar with Newcastle United. Mears enjoyed a spell on loan with Olympique de Marseille last season and the French club were interested in securing the signing on a permanent basis, while Edgar has been tipped as a prospect for the future and performed well despite biting the bullet with the Magpies. Steven Fletcher has been brought in to add firepower to The Clarets' front line, with the fledgling Scotland international impressing north of the border. Tricky winger Andrew Driver, who featured for the England Under-21s at the European Championships, could add to the Scottish connection before September rolls around.

Chelsea
In: Ross Turnbull; Daniel Sturridge; Yuri Zhirkov
Out: None
Possible: Andrea Pirlo; Alexandre Pato

Chelsea's biggest signing of the sumer thus far is undoubtedly Carlo Ancelotti. The former Parma, Juventus and AC Milan manager arrived at Stamford Bridge yesterday for his first press conference, quickly moving to deny John Terry would be sold, likening him to Paolo Maldini at Milan. The Rossoneri links don't stop there though, as The Blues have been.....umm......linked with Andrea Pirlo and Alexandre Pato, as is to be expected when a manager arrives at a new club. Pirlo has declared himself happy to stay in Italy, though the Pato deal could still go through, reportedly for around a whopping €45 million. Ross Turnbull has decided he'd rather pick up the big money pulling splinters out of his backside at the Bridge (or not, such are modern advances in bench technology) than take on Aussie Brad Jones for a starting berth at Middlesbrough next season. Yuri Zhirkov has moved from CSKA Moscow for around £18 million to bolster the Chelsea midfield and add some natural width to the left hand side, and Danny Sturridge pulls up the English-bred quota after letting his contract expire and refusing a new one at manchester City; a tribunal will decide his fee.

Everton
In: Anton Peterlin, Shkodran Mustafi
Out: Lars Jacobsen - Blackburn; Andy van der Meyde, Nuno Valente, Segundo Castillo (released)
Possible: Jo (loan)

Everton manager David Moyes will probably spend another transfer window making shrewd purchases and nurturing the young talent in his squad; his only two signings so far are young prospects. The Toffees have chewed some of the fat from their squad though, which could be in order to make way for new arrivals. Jo is all-but confirmed as an Everton player for another season after silencing some of his critics with a few goals at the back end of the 2008/09 campaign, while Yukubu's return from injury will be like.....let me just get my 'Big Book Of Football Cliches'........ah here it is; it'll be 'like a new signing'. Moyes will surely have his resolve tested with regards to defender Joleon Lescott as Manchester City, who are fast becoming the most mentioned club in this blog post, miss out on John Terry.

Fulham
In: Stephen Kelly
Out: Troy Brown - Ipswich; Collins John, Moritz Volz, Leon Andreasen
Possible: Roberto Aquafresca, Aruna Dindane

After an impressive season that has secured Europa League football for Fulham this season, manager Roy Hodgson will need to build a squad ready to deal with a busy year ahead. The signing of full-back Stephen Kelly is solid, though hardly the coup needed to put a run in Europe together. Hodgson is in the market for forwards and could pull in his links with Inter to bring in Roberto Aquafresca, if only initially on loan. The Cottagers cannot afford to lose defender Brede Hangeland, who was pivotal to their success last season, or Clint Dempsey who after top-scoring in the Premier League for the club, went on to help the United States to a Confederations Cup final with Brazil, in which he scored. Lose these men at your peril.

Hull City
In: None
Out: Dean Windass (released)
Possible: Bobby Zamora

After losing out on the signing of Michael Owen in a deal that nobody, not even manager Phil Brown, believed was possible, Hull City are now chasing Fulham's Bobby Zamora. They look set to miss out on Marc-Antoine Fortune as he had a medical at Celtic today, and Fraizer Campbell has stalled on a decision to join the club he once enjoyed a successful loan spell with. The Tigers will need to build on their current squad to avoid a repeat of last year's final day relegation decider.

Monday 6 July 2009

Owen Has Last Laugh

Three weeks ago, the last time I updated this blog (poor show I know, particularly at this time of year, but have you seen the weather?!) I wrote about Michael Owen, and where his future may be.

At the time, Owen's representatives had released a lengthy document detailing their client's impressive portfolio, which was greeted by many in the media as a laughable attempt to attract potential suitors to the player. Only Hull City, who by their own admission were punching above their weight, had appeared to come calling for the prolific striker.

Whether Sir Alex Ferguson picked up a copy of the now infamous dossier-cum-brochure-cum-whatever is unclear, but three days ago, Michael Owen signed for Manchester United.

It is a move that has shocked and surprised many and even angered some; namely Liverpool and Manchester United fans. A select few on Merseyside have taken exception to Owen's free transfer to their most bitter rivals and to a lot of the Anfield faithful it represents another nail in the coffin of their love affair with the goal machine. The Liverpool youth product initially let his contract run on before leaving for Real Madrid, meaning the club only received about half of the striker's value at the time. Then, when one of the many prodigal sons was offered the opportunity to return, he opted for Newcastle United instead, on the promise of regular first-team football and ultimately better wages. He was a boyhood Everton fan, after all.

Quite why some portions of the enormous Red Devils following are baulking at the prospect of Owen turning out at Old Trafford next season is beyond me, however. The comments on stories related to Owen over at Goal.com are alight with cries of "Fergie's lost it." Many are referring to the signing as a gamble on the Scot's part, but the goalscoring exploits of the 29-year-old speak for themselves, even amidst all the injury plight that have plagued his recent years.

The injury history is the only 'if' surrounding this transfer, as Owen is a proven Premier League striker, far from over the hill. Nor is this the last of the summer signings for United; Owen is not the big name introduction set to take the world by storm and is not replacing any wolf-like Argentinean. The simple fact is the diminutive forward's past exploits suggest he will bag 10 goals next season, even if only operating from the bench. The league champions are one of few outfits Owen would be willing to play a cameo role for.

Ferguson is no fool in the transfer market. OK, United have seen the Eric Djemba Djembas and Klebersons come and go on little more than a wave of disappointment; but didn't he just sell that Portuguese lad to Real Madrid for £80 million pounds?

Monday 15 June 2009

Where Now For Michael Owen?

Being a man in my twenties, my earliest memories of England in a major international championship are of Euro '96, the year 'football came home' to our fair shores.

That England side boasted some exceptional talent; Steve McManaman, Darren Anderton, Paul Gascoigne and Teddy Sheringham - to name but a handful - had superb tournaments.

But the hero for the Three Lions was arguably Alan Shearer. The Newcastle United striker had endured a barren spell prior to the competition, but after finding the net in the opening group game against Switzerland, Shearer was in unstoppable form and picked up five goals in five games, before penalty shootout heartbreak saw England exit the Euros at the hands of Germany.

Fast forward two years to the World Cup of 1998 in France and Shearer finds himself out-scored over the course of England's stay in the finals by an 18-year-old upstart named Michael Owen.

Owen had worked his way through the ranks quickly at Liverpool and exploded onto the domestic scene, before announcing himself to the world with a sensational individual effort against Argentina.

Now, in 2009, Owen finds himself at relegated Newcastle - via Real Madrid - with Shearer as his manager (well, sort of).

It now seems as though neither Owen nor Shearer will remain at the club next season however, with Owen in particular set to leave in order to continue playing in the Premier League.

But, despite several reports of interest from clubs in the top flight, there is hardly a clamber for the forward's signature. One can only assume this is due to his injury-hit stay at St James' Park and his lack of goals at the back end of this season, when they were crucial to The Magpies' survival.

In spite of this, Owen's goal record speaks for itself. I checked his official website for confirmation of statistics, but the severe lack of updates means I've had to fall back on the unreliability of Wikipedia. At club level, Owen has made 322 appearances and scored 160 goals.

His wage demands are said to be a stumbling block, though surely the desire for a move back to the top flight will see Owen swallow his pride and lower his expectations to at least a managable extent.

So, a free transfer for a player who is astonishingly just 29, adamant he is not injury-prone and is of a proven high calibre.

Any interested parties, feel free to browse through his brochure.

For further reading on Michael Owen, have a read of Phil McNulty's excellent BBC Sport blog.

Thursday 11 June 2009

Rumour Round-up: Three Of The Best - Thursday 11 June 2009

The small matter of Real Madrid breaking the transfer record twice may have dominated this week - today in particular - but there's still been a fair share of gossip lining tomorrow's chip paper. Here's the best of the rest:

Yaya Toure Will Not Move To Arsenal Claims Agent - Independent

The Independent reports that Barcelona midfielder Yaya Toure's agent Dmitri Seluk has stated his future lies away from The Emirates stadium - but he is likely to play in either Italy or England next season. The Ivorian has apparently received "better offers from other clubs."

Where could this better offer be coming from? Well, surprise surprise, Manchester City are rumoured to be long time admirers of Toure and they certainly have the funds to out-muscle Arsenal in the transfer market this summer.

Could the Toure brothers be set to unite at Eastlands? The Gunners have already lined up Belgian defender Thomas Vermaelen in a seemingly done deal, which could pave the way for Kolo's exit, though Arsene Wenger is unlikely to allow him to leave on the cheap.

Drogba Will Snub City - The Sun

Perhaps the only player since Kaka willing to tell Manchester City where to put their millions is, rather surprisingly, Chelsea's Didier Drogba. The Sun claims that sources close to the player have been told he is settled and wants to play in the Champions League next season.

This is the first summer in a while where Drogba has quickly turned his back on a move away from Stamford Bridge - in the past it has seemed almost certain that he would be leaving, due to his disillusionment or his falling out of love with the game altogether. Perhaps new manager Carlo Ancelotti has struck a chord with the striker.

And finally - more digital chip paper, this one....

David Villa Will Sign For Real Madrid - Chelsea's Chief Spanish Scout - Goal.com

Originally a story from Spanish publication Marca. Apparently, Chelsea's man in Spain, Juan Cruz Sol, has indicated that The Blues need not make a bid for Valencia striker David Villa, as he favours a move to Real Madrid, which could be imminent.

This looks like an all but confirmed deal. If Villa wants to remain in his homeland, Los Merengues are appearing to be the most likely option, as president Florentino Perez is throwing money around as though he has nowhere to keep it and Valencia are struggling financially.

Besides, wouldn't you want to play with Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo?

BREAKING NEWS: Manchester United Accept £80 million bid for Ronaldo

In a move that cuts short what would have been the sequel to last summer's unrequited love affair between Real Madrid and Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United have accepted a bid of £80 million for the player from Real. There's no doubting it this time; it's reported on the club's official website.

Ronaldo has apparently again expressed his desire to leave and, a year later, it would seem that United are finally going to step out of his way.

The news comes off the back of yesterday's reports regarding Real president Florentino Perez, who spoke of the importance of maintaining a respectful, healthy relationship with the Champions League runners-up.

It would appear that an unconditional offer of £80 million has gone some way to rebuilding some bridges, leading to Old Trafford.

With Ronaldo almost certain to leave now, as personal terms are hardly going to prove a stumbling block for a player who has pined after a move to the Bernabeu, United are left with a gaping chasm at the club; love him or hate him, nobody could deny the importance of the man. United will need to do a spot of reshuffling, but with £80 million to spend, there's a number of different options at their disposal.

Real and United were set to do battle for the signature of Wigan's Antonio Valencia. The player must surely be Manchester bound now.

Valencia operates from the right wing in a far less advanced role to the one Ronaldo has adopted over the last two seasons, so this could lead to a slight change in shape for the club.

United can also now easily pay the £25.5 million asking price for Carlos Tevez. A fan favourite, Tevez looked bound for Manchester City, but this could change everything. At least now we'll find out if Sir Alex Ferguson really does want to keep the Argentinean on the red side of the city.

Alternatively, Fergie may wish to bring in another truly world class player. He has been a long time admirer of Lyon's young forward Karim Benzema, for example, who is capable of operating in a similar way to Ronaldo. Sir Alex has courted Benzema for some time; this injection of cash could bring the move forward to this summer.

Lots for Man Utd fans to think about now, then, but now this transfer saga looks like coming to an unexpected quick resolution, I may have to switch back to Eastenders.

Wednesday 10 June 2009

Rafa Responds

Faster than you can say 'firm challenge', the Javier Mascherano rumours come to an abrupt halt as Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez tells the club's website, in no uncertain terms, that his man is not for sale.

Some good quotes in this one; Rafa is on form. My personal favourite:

"He has a long contract and any club can forget about bidding for him. They can offer £40m or even £50m, we don’t want to sell."

I'm not a Liverpool fan, but if I were, that is exactly the sort of thing I would want to hear the head honcho saying.

You can't really blame Benitez for adopting such a stance; he has constructed one of the finest spines in World football from back to front in Carragher, Agger/Skrtel, Mascherano, Xabi Alonso and Gerrard and to disrupt the balance and chemistry achieved by them - regardless of the club's supposed financial plight - would be quite criminal.

Another of the aforementioned players set to be put through his paces this summer is Xabi Alonso, as he has been linked with the second coming of Florentino Perez at Real Madrid, who is using the bank's money to fund his Real revolution.

Rafa may just have been the architect of this one; if Xabi does express an interest in leaving it must surely be down in part to the Gareth Barry saga of last summer, in which the Basque man with a pitching wedge for a right foot seemed the forgotten man at Anfield. Barry has left Aston Villa for Manchester City now though

For my money, Liverpool are better off with the superior Alonso anyway.

Tuesday 9 June 2009

Rumour Round-up: Three Of The Best - Tuesday 9 June, 2009

As we enter the evening and the rumour mill starts to slow slightly, now seems like an apt time to go through the pick of the bunch of today's transfer rumours. This is something I plan on delivering daily, purely for good natured, well intended banter's sake.

On with the slog then...

Cut Price van Nistelrooy Set To Join Harry At Spurs? - Mail Online

This is a story that emerged over the weekend and appears to have gathered further weight today, with dailymail.co.uk reporting Tottenham representatives have held further talks with Real Madrid over a move for the Dutchman.

Ruud van Nistelrooy has little to prove to anyone, especially when it comes to the Premier League, but he may fancy a move to White Hart Lane and a return to England's top flight. Spurs have a serious problem regarding stockpiling strikers, though; they already have Robbie Keane, Jermain Defoe, Darren Bent and Roman Pavlyuchenko. At least one would surely have to make way for a new arrival.

Fulham are also said to be interested and the prospect of Europa League football could appeal to the 32-year-old.

Masch Wants Barca Move - The Sun

Tabloid newspaper The Sun's online format has some quotes from Javier Mascherano's agent, Walter Tamer, in which he suggests the Argentine animal of a midfielder would welcome interest from Champions League winners Barcelona, leaving Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez more red than the Merseyside club's shirt.

This must surely be a no-go deal. 'Masch' is a great asset to Liverpool and is key to the balance of their midfield. Mr. Benitez is likely to put up one hell of a fight to prevent the transfer from coming anywhere close to fruition. Plus, agents and representatives say a lot of things; I'm sure a move to Catalan would line Mr. Tamer's pockets for years to come.

Carlos Tevez Edges Closer To Manchester City Move Reports - Goal.com

This is a story I was given to write for Goal.com today, as more and more reports from various UK media sources appeared to be under the impression that Carlos Tevez is on the verge of joining City. In fact, in the car with my brother last night it seemed as though radio station Talksport had more or less announced a deal was in place, though I didn't catch the whole report.

Ordinarily, Manchester United would probably shut the door on such a move without hesitation, but unfortunately for them, Tevez is not their player. It is no secret that United have baulked at the asking price for the Argentinean - reported to be around £25.5 million - despite their wish to keep the player.

All signs seem to be pointing to yes on this one, and The Man City money train rolls on.

Milan Say Ciao To Kaka

In the words of average Brit-rock band, The Stereophonics:

There's no mistake/I smell that smell/It's that time of year again.

Yes, transfer season is well and truly back, and with a bang, rather than the often cautious splash we experience in the early stages.

Two big deals have already gone through; first, Gareth Barry shocked everyone by departing Aston Villa, not for Liverpool, but for moneybags Manchester City, in a move reportedly costing City £12 million pounds.

Then last night, after a week of blatant flirting, Kaka officially joined Real Madrid from AC Milan for a (pound sterling) record fee of around £56 million.

The Brazilian - a personal favourite of mine - appears to be leaving Milan with a heavy heart; that's not to say he didn't want to join Real, but more that there seems to be a mutual appreciation between Kaka and The Rossineri. Which is nice. After all, he joined the club six years ago for just €8.5 million euros, helping Milan to Champions League and Serie A glory. Pats on the back all round, fellas.

A couple of issues came to mind when I mulled over this move though:

a) AC Milan must be in some serious financial trouble during this global recession to sell Kaka. The men upstairs at the San Siro must be fearing the backlash of many an angry Milan supporter - he was one of the most beloved players amongst the fans, possibly second only to the freshly retired Paolo Maldini.

And,

b) Where does this leave winker Cristiano Ronaldo? Newly re-appointed Real Madrid president Florentino Perez is insisting he wants to bring Ronaldo to the Santiago Bernabeu this summer, but to do so, will he not have to break the transfer record yet again? Having watched the Kaka sale unfold and once commenting that he "wouldn't sell that mob a virus", Sir Alex Ferguson is unlikely to let Ronaldo go for anything other than parity with the Kaka deal.

We could be on the verge of a re-emergence of the Galactico mentality in Madrid, which would make for a mouth-wateringly exciting few months.

To close, here's BBC Sport's record transfer chart.

Side note: Denilson - who held the dubious honour 11 years ago, now plies his trade in Vietnam with Hai Pong Cement FC.